It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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