All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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