didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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