Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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