i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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