Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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