All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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