I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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