I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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