More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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