Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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