Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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