Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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