He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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