Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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