brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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