Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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