Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
