normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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