Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she woke up with a sticky ear
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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