I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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