At least make sure they are 18
Why
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
