Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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