I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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