The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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