somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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