just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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