I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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