Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
