bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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