I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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