THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Couch. On fire.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize
