I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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