Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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