He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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