there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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