ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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