My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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