Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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