here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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