Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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