now i know why i became what i already was.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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