The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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