True but thats because hes a fetus.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Randomize