he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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