i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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