Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
false alarm, still single
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