I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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