The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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