I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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