Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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