he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Everything about him screamed your future.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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