In the future we'll all be gay
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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