Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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