This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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