I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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