Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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