i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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