so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Your cock deserves a montage
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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